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Christmas Jokes to Make Grandchildren Giggle

by grammiestewart

A child’s laugh could simply be one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.

 

Kids love jokes and any excuse to laugh.

They delight when their belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly!

 

When I taught Grade 3, I often found my students telling jokes like this …

Q: Why did the men go across the ocean in their boat?                     

A: To play basketball!

Huhhh??

I would have to explain that jokes are funny because they are usually “a play on words” with a double meaning, or a humorous use of words. It can be a story with a funny punchline. Then we would share lots of jokes in order for them to get the importance of how jokes play with words.

 

Christmas is a great time to share jokes and help your grandchildren understand how jokes work (and I have found some kids naturally pick up on this faster than others). Who doesn’t enjoy a cheesy joke that involves Santa, elves, snowmen or reindeer? No kid that I know of …

 

So, have a great time giggling together as you share these Christmas jokes for grandchildren over some hot chocolate and a snuggle!

 

 

Q: Why did Santa plant a garden?

So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!

 

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

 

Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple!

 

Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!

 

Q: In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?

EVERY year!

 

Q: What is the first thing that elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

 

Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crummy.

 

 

Q: Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the produce section of the grocery store?

They caught him picking his nose!

 

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!

 

Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!

 

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

 

Q: What do gingerbread men use for blankets?

Cookie sheets!

 

Q: How does a frog open his Christmas present?

Rippit! Rippit! Rippit!

 

Q: How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer!

 

 

Q: What goes “Oh, oh, oh?”

Santa walking backwards!

 

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer have bad manners?

Rude-olph!

 

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

“Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”

 

Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments!

 

Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!

 

Q: How can you tell if an elf is a girl?

Because it’s wearing a tree skirt!

 

Q: What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?

Anything you want!  He can’t hear you!

 

 

Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!

 

Q: What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
MistleTOE!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

 

Q: How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL!

 

Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They keep losing their needles!

 

Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!

 

If you have any Christmas jokes that tickle your grandchildren’s funny bones, please share them below in the COMMENTS! 

 

 

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2 comments

Jamie Reffett December 12, 2018 - 11:21 am

Love your site…My grand babies are my sunshine in the morning and my moon at night! Being a Mom is absolutely wonderful but being a grandma … is just soooo much More!

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grammiestewart May 29, 2019 - 6:36 am

I absolutely agree … being a grandma is quite a magical experience!!

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