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25 Halloween Jokes to Make Your Grandchild Giggle!

by grammiestewart
Halloween jokes

Halloween … one of my favorite holidays! 

And along with the dressing up, the trick-or-treating, the bobbing for apples and the candy, sharing some Halloween jokes with your grandkids makes the day a little more fun!

Here are 25 kid-friendly Halloween jokes to coax a little giggle out of your little witches and goblin!

 

 

Halloween jokes

 

1. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

 

2. What is a ghost’s favorite kind of pie?

A boo-berry pie

 

3. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!

 

4. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts!

 

5. What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice cream (I scream)

 

6. Why Didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck

 

7. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No Body

 

8.  What ya call a Fat pumpkin?

A Plumpkin

 

9. Where do mummies go for a swim?

The Dead Sea

 

10.  What does a bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet.

 

11. What did Witches put on their hair?

Scare Spray

 

12. What kind of shoes a ghost wear?

BOOOOTS

 

13. What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies

 

14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

 

15. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck!

 

16. What is a ghost’s favorite thing to wear?

BOO- jeans!

 

17. Why do vampires need mouth wash?

Because they have bat breath

 

18. What is a ghost’s favorite ride?

A roller-ghoster.

 

19. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spell-ing

 

20. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Rap Music

 

21. How Do you make a Witch scratch?

Take away her ‘W’

 

22. What position do ghosts play on a soccer team?

Ghoulie

 

23. What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newly “webbed”

 

24. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin

 

25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Hope you enjoy lots of giggles together!

 

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